District 5 Hockey Club

Stay tuned for a big announcement from D5HC!

  • Every night is guy's night.
    Mike Soulen
  • The cheese curds here are excellent.
    Tyler Fulton
  • Pretty much anyone young and in shape with no Whitey you're out.
    Bowman Reginald Fulton
  • What do you call that thing you prod cattle with?
  • Homicidal!
    Nick Glashauser
  • Set the tone!!!
    Matt Rothamel
  • Hello Matt, I’d like to play a game!
    The chilling sound of Gregory Glashauser’s words!
  • "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky"
    Michael Scott
  • I can’t stay. I’ve got to get up for “a job” tomorrow. Tell Roth I’m NOT sorry.
    Barretta Turnerov
  • I’m in a lot of trouble at the office for calling my boss a dirtbag. Any advice?
    Ambassador of Fun Zachariah Warren
  • Due to my involvement in a potential ongoing criminal investigation against the Dallas Chiefs, my attorney (also the team’s attorney), Jonathan Reginald Cochran, Jr. has advised me against making any official statements or addressing the public. Besides, I’m late for the Leg Raisers for America tele-conference.
    Calf Development Specialist Michael Soulen